07/29/09

I actually had a good time, and no I am not a meathead

by Nosealot

I actually have had some good times at the Street of Green. The staff their, I have always found to be incredably nice and welcoming. The bartenders never ignore me and the waitresses are amazing. I think most of the reviews in here are people who had one bad night or two and decided to just blame the bar. So do yourself a favor go out and forget the crowds and just worry about enjoying yourself. Cause I have found the more you worry about the crowds at the bar, you'll never have fun at any bar. And yes that is a fact!

• Pros: Great Staff and calm crowds on the right nights.
• Cons: sometimes can get out of hand

03/07/09

Green Street is for JOCKDOUCHEBAG$ with TINY DIC$ and COKE HABITS!

by justanormalguy1234

I showed my drivers license to enter the club a bouncer noticed my concealed weapons permit, I was out drinking so I was not armed, and I told him so when he asked. They proceeded to frisk me and my whole party and then refused us service and surrounded our table with a bunch of bouncers... We tried to get our $3 back(they refused) as we left and I complained to the management that a CCW holder is not a criminal, and treating us like criminals because we hold a CCW is stupid... Anyone who wants to start trouble isn't going to bring a weapon permit(that requires an FBI back round check) or would bother talk to the bouncers at the door. They would just start shooting and there is not a thing those pantie waist shrink D steroid-ed up Aholes could do to stop it. This bar is some type of gestapoesque Orwellian crap-hole only fit for those with small dic$, coke habits and herpes. FOCK YOU GREEN-STREET

• Pros: none
• Cons: all

03/06/09

This Bar has a odor to it, especially behind the Bar

by rubyclaire

Me and my friends went there the other night to sing karaoke which was great. The crowd is not my scene at all but whatever we were there to sing. The bartender was very nice to me and I didn't experience any bad attitude at all.....Really nice. The thing that was alarming to me was the horrible smell coming behind the bar. I can't quite put my finger on it but it was pungent and smelled like decaying dead farm animals....or something to that extent. I really had to write this review because it was an insanely bad smell and people need to know. Spray some cologne on those limes and cherries or better yet wash the ice bucket....Maybe it was just an off cleaning night or something....it was crazy

• Pros: good funny people watching, cute bartenders, extra security cause you gonna need it
• Cons: bad smell, popped collars and greasy hair

10/22/08

Swayze's Roadhouse crowd, South Beach attitude staff

by nate101

You can't have it both way. Either turn the club into the jack@ss heaven with dickslap bartenders (Mint, anyone?), or turn it the Urban Cowboy way. If you care for the crowd mix, then exercise heavy face-control & employ jack@sses as bouncers. If you care for the revenue, then let everyone in. Can't have both: taking everyone in and then treat them like caca. Half of the staff there got some kind of issues as if they're pssed off at something.

10/08/08

Love GrEeNsTrEeT!!

by hayky3126

I have a membership with Greenstreet and absolutely love to go there. I choose greenstreet over most any other bar on thursdays & fridays. Thursday is absolutely packed since its kareoke night and lots of people are there. You can barely move but i love it!! The bartenders on the bottom floor arent as friendly as the guys on the upper level. Sky is by far the best bartender there :) I have never not met guys there and there is always a huge variety of people there... The club upstairs is always so much fun with the rap music, me and my girl love to shake it!! I always recommend this place to people, i LOVE it!!

• Pros: Bartenders upstairs, clubbing, dancing, atmosphere & the singles...
• Cons: security guys arent always that nice & older people around...

09/27/08

A roll of the dice

by jacdx

This place tends to oscillate between "okay" and terrible. It probably starts with the ownership or management and trickles down to everyone else. But, the service has never been good. My best night there, the service was bare minimum. The worst--they ignore you or brush you off, give you attitude, etc.

This is more than bad service, it affects the vibe of the bar, too. Sometimes it is downright hostile or unfriendly. People forget that we're supposed to be there to have a good time. Maybe it's the regulars...lots of dumb, scuzzy chicks and big guys with massive chips on their shoulders.

It's ok if you go with a big group of friends and stick with them. But I'd say it's a bad place to meet new ones.

• Pros: Good location
• Cons: Nearly everything else

06/25/08

staff problems

by reanneandbadboy

Will never go there again. We had a birthday party of 8 that after 2 rounds of drinks, that took forever to arrive (half hour after seating to get 1st drink) an african-American security employee 86'd a member of our party because he remembered having an incedent with him a few years ago. I tried to reason with mangement since we had ordered dinner and everything. They said we were welcome to stay but not our friend. I am 55, a business owner that had our wives with us. As we left peacefully the bouncer prodeeded to tell our friend he would find him on the street and he better watch his back. WTF?

• Pros: location
• Cons: staff

03/21/08

horrible management

by pkallday32

great bar setup. Everyone else is awful. Doormen, waittresses, bartenders and managers are the worst I have ever seen. Understaffed every night. When a waitress does serve you, its usually with a lot of attitude. Security stares you down trying to instigate a fight. I have been going there for a while, and things only get worse. They should fire everyone and start over. If it was well run like every other bar, it would be one of the best. It's a shame that the bar has gone downhill because of the staff. CHANGE OF MANAGEMENT NEEDED!!!!

• Pros: location
• Cons: everyone who works there. Must have to fail a personality test to work there

01/24/08

Attention All Beautiful People....Green Street is the Place for you!

by ClubDiva21

Green Street is by far the best club I have ever been to! Beautiful people all over the place! Hot men...Hot girls...Lots of liquor...What more could you ask for?! Thursday nights are AMAZING!!!

• Pros: Hello!!! Hot people everywhere!
• Cons: To many Haters!

01/06/08

For a good time. . . STAY AWAY!

by rsue

Do not buy more than a one day membership. That is all it will take to realize this is not a club, but a hangout for STERIOD INDUCED, Security wannabe and Bartenders who figure because they control the alcohol they have a right to treat paying customers with total disrespect and attitude. I would not be suprised to see this place closed down or on the 10:00 news with a "Rodney King" type beating of a customer. The "0" tolerance policy is due to the Security staffs inability to handle what should be a normal situation in anyother bar in town. Instead they use their position to escalate the situation all while shouting racial comments and physically provoking the customers. Somewhere in your membership agreement, you give up your rights as a citizen and a human being. "Bartender" when your having a bad day. . . STAY HOME! Nobody deserves your attitude! Thanks for making our daughters 30th birthday a memorable occasion and one we will talk about for many years. . . after you are out of business.