03/28/09

Fun!

by NightLife1

I must start by saying this club is one of the nicer clubs in salt lake. Although the club is nice some of the staff, well WOW! on the same bar that you eat your food on and drink your martinies, the female staff find it amusing to get on the bar and dance. Now it's one thing for a very drunk individual to asume this posion but the staff not so much. One should hope that they are not drunk but I would bet on it. I can say the secerety was great very freindly. Over all if your wanting to have a great night out swing by and check this out maybe the cocktail waitresses will be not so drunk.

• Pros: Great Parking
• Cons: Some of the staff.

09/19/08

Oil wrestlers...like all kinds of oil

by pwrtoolsrcool

Uh, this place kicks @ss because there is 1 hottie above all hotties that works there. Not going to say her name but holy hell. 3 of my buddies and me bangged the living hell out of her and blew our yogurt all over her face. The oil wrestling girls are cool :) Even hot married ones seem to be up for a pelvic rodeo sessions with you and your buddies.

• Pros: hotties that perform in many ways
• Cons: not a fan of cowboy atmosphere

08/12/08

Avoid this dive

by budman65

This used to be a happy, fun place. Now it is dark (feeling) and the staff all have bad attitudes.

The worst part? The "Security" team. Otherwise known as c0cksucker bouncers. They treat everybody like dirt and are WAY too physical when conducting their searches as you try to enter the club. Of course, this brings up another point: Why in the hell do I have to be patted down to enter this sh!t-hole?

Loser establishment.

• Pros: Dancing in the front, live music in the back
• Cons: Hipp-hopper gangsta a$$holes have taken the place over.

07/16/08

You Want to Die?

by Wronginsomanywayz

You want to end your life? Go ahead and go to The Station AKA Club Allure, the bouncers will beat the life right out of you!

• Pros: You wouldn't be the first
• Cons: You wouldn't be the last

07/13/08

We're all just bitter former employees

by EyeUsed2WorkThere2

Yeah I used to to work there too. I suppose that's why all of us are writing bad reviews. I know that I'm bitter about being fired, but I now recognize that I was disrespectful in so many ways to the management, owner and even the customers. I would apologize to those who I treated badly, you know who you are and who I am, but my fragile ego won't allow me to. To the others, you can now contact me through my space at myspace.cum/madcuzigotfired

06/25/08

Needs a new owner

by Uwantthetruth

I have frequented this bar for quit some time and the problem is the low life owner. This place used to be great before Hugh and Diane sold it. Ya the owner has money and has tried to make improvements but I think it?s far to late for any of that. He has no class and treats not only the customers with disrespect (unless its a girl he just met that he is taking next door to the hotel) He also treats his staff poorly as well. I have been in with my friends and did nothing but laugh at the poor ol' drunk man try to flirt with girls with his red neck friends. GET SOME CLASS!!!!! The service is not the best and the servers and bartenders are kinda ornery but who would be happy working at a place like that? I can name which song the DJ is going to play next because he plays the same music over and over and over again. I used to love this place but I don?t think that anything can save this place now??.well maybe a new owner but I doubt that will even do. I am just thankful that I see some familiar faces (employees and other customers) that have stuck it through the transition with the new owner. Best of luck!

• Pros: -very few
• Cons: -many

04/08/08

You speak english....don't spend your Saturday night here!

by MesoFunny

I love this bar so much! I hope it never goes away! The people are so diverse...I learn 5 different languages in just one night~! For only a 5 dollar entry free (when the radio says ladies are free)....I don't mind though it's cheaper then a round trip ticket to all those countries! Thank You Sandy Station for letting in so many immigrants I'm now the minority! Adios!

• Pros: Everyone stinks like BO....I am thankful for every bath I take!
• Cons: I'm lost......Mexico...no wait China...nope it's gotta be Wyoming?

04/04/08

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by JackRand801

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• Cons: Donec aliquet. Cras eget augue.

04/04/08

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by sweenytodd

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• Pros: Nullam tincidunt eros eget nunc.
• Cons: Fusce tempus sodales urna. Suspendisse consectetuer nisi.

04/03/08

RoLlInG oN tHe FlOoR lAuGhInG mY a$$ OfF

by GrMaMa

Gotta say it . . some of these reviews are funny as hell! TMNT! HA! My hottie girlfriend USED 2 work there but grew tired of the soap opera (as did I). Those WERE the Days of Our Lives LOL. As far as the reviews that talk about the "owners" go, their retarted. I know the owner & there is only 1. And it's NOT a woman (although the manager there THINKS she owns the place). He's not bad, he just has bad taste when it comes 2 his bar staff. I think his worst down fall is that he'd do ANYTHING for ANY 1 of his back-stabbing, self-righteous staff. The waitresses are SLOW, there's only 1 or 2 good ones. Generally speaking, if you can't find your waitress she's in the back room. Smoking. The bartenders are pretty quick 2 get your drink (when their not flirting) if your daring enough 2 leave ur seat unattended. It gets pretty packed in there after about 11 & the DJ is AWESOME (he really should try 2 spin some old school in2 his mix though - trust me on this 1). The dance floor is small but it's breakdance worthy. My suggestions 2 the owner: #1 - Set a standard for the people you let in2 your bar. Maybe something like the men HAVE 2 speak english & the women HAVE 2 be under 200 lbs. Don't get me wrong, u can usually, on a Saturday night, find a few random hotties (I've always fallen into that crowd) but the #'s are low. Hot guys wanna go where there's hot girls (and vice versa). Women don't like being bothered by someone they can't understand & men don't like watching fatties drop it like its hot. BTW - your management staff SHOULD fall in2 that catagory. Lead by example right? #2 - UR management should have UR best interests in mind. They should ALWAYS make U look GOOD. They should have integrity (look it up people), honor & be loyal 2 U. #3 - STOP BUYING DRINKS FOR EVERYONE - You have much more 2 offer than free alcohol. #4 - Put an end 2 the sewing circle gossip. It's getting OLD. FYI Beotches - This is MY opinion. No one elses. Shut ur face.

XOXOXOXO's

• Pros: The DJ
• Cons: INS agents could retire after 1 night of working at The Station