06/10/08

jocks

by dirtgirl123

this place is so butt unless you like to hang with the bathroom people life " up your nose" ...

if you want to get in a fight with a bunch of tards then come to the jerkalope...

bad trip ,stupid old tattoo people with no sense of style or good times or brains...

watch out for the locals acting way cool , white noses and if your a girl and you want to make 200 buck nate might let you his snatch....

fights every night ...

the food is made by the drunk trash and might mess you ...

JOCK BAR / my new hair cut /

• Pros: free drinks from drunk bar tender
• Cons: might get in a fight by a mad black nerd

07/10/07

The lope is dope

by buck29

The Jacklope is great spot to hang with your friends and listen to SLAYER while watching skate videos. Hell you can even get in on some foosball action & a little pin ball wizardry. Cool art and skateboards occupy the walls.

There is even a bidet so disgruntled ex-employees husbands can wash the sand out their ......

• Pros: Cheap drinks, good tunes
• Cons: It is open 24 hours

05/25/07

Best Burgers, Chill Atmosphere

by darthtrabia

Great people. Get the Jackalope Burger. It's amazing. Non-Smoking. They have cheap drinks, and daily specials. Give it a try. (Unless you're a pretty boy or bimbo, than stick to Vortex.

• Pros: Non Smoking, Crowd, Service
• Cons: Gets packed