Lumpy's
Salt Lake City, UT 84106-3287
Phone: (801) 484-5597
- Hours:
- Daily 11am-2am
Editorial Review for Lumpy's – by Devin Bryson
The Scene
It's like Thanksgiving dinner with extended family: The adults' table is upstairs, where older ladies and gents talk sports and tell off-color jokes; the kids' table is downstairs, where the college-age crowd sings rousing renditions of anything by Gloria Gaynor, plays pool or dances to whatever party-happy selections the DJ chooses.
The Draw
But Lumpy's is first and foremost a sports bar. The place gets packed when a big game is on, so arrive early to get a seat. During college basketball season, take a fun bus with a crowd of regulars to the Ute game and back. Expect the typical salads, sandwiches and burgers, but there's also prime rib on Friday. Karaoke on Tuesday and Thursday, live DJ on Friday and Saturday, and the Blue Boutique's Naughty Nurses Fashion Show on Thursdays at 10pm.
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Insider Tips
Know Before You GoLumpy's is a private club, so you need a membership or a sponsor. Temporary memberships are $10; yearly memberships are $25.
User Reviews for Lumpy's
05/30/2008 Posted by arete11
So, when a friend said we are going to "Lumpy's" I said "what, that's the name?" and just judging by that only, I was worried. We showed up, and the big fat bouncer on crutches was rude to my girlfriend, really rude, and upon a simple conversation told her to go find another place. Should have taken his advice. We ended up staying all of maybe 30min. I had to laugh at the "dudes" upstairs, not one dancing, just standing there on one side of the room eye-raping the skanky girls "dancing" on the other side of the room. My girlfriends comment was "I feel like I've read too many books to be in here". I assume if you're a dude who likes to stair at those types of girls, and watch Sports Center at the same time, it'd be a pretty good time for you. But if you are looking to dance, not advisable to go to a place called Lumpy's. good luck.
Pros: Um, lots of tvs
Cons: morons, tasteless girls, and over-inflated egos
07/04/2006 Posted by sweetchaos
This is the Ute Athlete hang out. Very diverse. plays reggae. tons of fights. 3 levels, dance floor upstairs, tvs in booths. very nice club.
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